Papa Junior was always unfaithful to his wife. In a bid to trap him, she arranged with her Son junior, who was just 4 years old. "Junior, I'm not going to work today. When your daddy comes back, tell him I'm not at home that I have gone to the office." "Okay Mum." said Junior happy to do a job for mummy who was always fond of spanking him upside down on his bare buttocks. It wasn't long when wise dad came in on foot with a "flower <---get it?" Junior comes running along. "Daddy, Daddy, Mummy said I should tell you she's not at home." Papa Junior was shocked. "Where is she?" "In the wardrobe." said junior happy to tell daddy too (do I need to tell you the way Daddy deals with him?). Papa Junior withdrew quietly like he just saw a snake. He then whispers something into Juniors ears "Tell your mummy I didn't come back today." and makes for the gates. Junior goes back inside smiling sheepishly and grinning from ear to ear. "JUNIOR!" "Why are you smiling?" shouted Mama Junior. "Mummy, Daddy said ............" GO BACK TO JOKE VILLA