An Onyibo man went to visit his friend Papa Nkoli in Nigeria (Shomolu to be specific). So when it was time for breakfast the next morning after a hectic journey the night before, Papa Nkoli sent his son to buy a tin of Peak milk. When he went upstairs to look for his Onyibo friend, he saw him at the balcony with a pair of binoculars. "Nice view from here", he said. "You should take a look". He handed the binoculars to Papa Nkoli, who just remembered he did not finish telling his son all the stuff he was to buy. "Wait let me ...." "No come on", said the Onyibo. On looking into the Binoculars, the first thing he saw through it was his son One Kilometer away. "I.K, I.K", he whispered. "If you dey come back, make you buy sugar too." GO BACK TO JOKE VILLA